Sunday, May 11, 2008

You know who I don't like? (a new series)


I don't like people who drive really close to me when I'm bicycling down the road. It's rude. I'm owed a whole lane, and I prefer you not compromise my safety because you're in a hurry. Take the freaking highway, why don't you?

Seriously, though, if I hit a rock or pothole, I might move over an extra six inches, and it's very messy and expensive for you if you hit me. Does that convince you?

I want to get one of those sticky, gummy hands and swat people with it when they're within swatting distance. I'm trying to figure out how to put a note on there that says, "TOO CLOSE!"

Joe thinks I'm nuts.

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