Monday, May 26, 2008

What do you eat when nobody is looking?

Everyone has something they eat when no one is looking. I just shared with Joe today that I've been jonesing for my tacky tortilla pizzas. I invented them a couple weeks ago when we were out of everything (and I was home alone). They're just little flour tortillas with pizza sauce and some Heinz 57, a bit of mozzarella cheese, and turkey pepperoni. Bake at 350 for 7 minutes, fold and eat. I made 'em for Joe tonight and he really dug 'em.

My father takes a half a sleeve of saltine crackers, smushes them up into a highball glass, and pours enough milk to cover them. He lets his creation soak before eating with a spoon. This cracks me the hell up.

So tell me about your guilty pleasure!


Two Pretzels said...

I always tell C. not to be gone too long, because that's when I eat horrendous things.

Usually it's not that I eat horrible foodstuffs, it's just that I usually eat a TON of them.

26 hershey kisses.
8 oreos.

I believe they call that, binging - right?

Dandelionmom said...

Canned frosting by the spoonful!

Anonymous said...

I once added sardines to a can of soup. I got really sick. Don't do this.

Amy said...

A baked potato with baked beans and cheese on it. SO YUMMY!!

PS. I'm bhc's friend, and love your blog. :)

Iris Took said...

Saltines and milk? That is crazy. I always enjoyed eating Redi-Whip right out of the can.

js527 said...

In one sitting I like to eat more Wavy Lays and Tostitos salsa con queso than one individual should be allowed to consume over the course of a month.

TLC said...

those chocolate covered graham cracker cookies dipped in peanut butter.

or just a spoonful of peanut butter.

lifeofleodesigns said...

I call it my white trash breakfast --- scrambled egg whites (I can't do regular eggs these days), a crapton of seasoning salt (my BP LOVES that!) on toast with ketchup (one of the few times I eat it).

Seriously - so good. It was from a childhood friend and everyone laughs at the name, but actually loves the meal :)